Elections of Class Officers Rigged

APRIL FOOLS’ DAY – THIS IS A JOKE

From the New York Times

by Carol Cronin

A recent Facebook data breach has revealed that Pietro Fantoni’s election as Commodore of SCIRA might not have been as unanimous as originally thought. Voters were manipulated by ads specifically targeted to appeal to their fashion sense. There was simply no one else who could compete with Pietro’s well-pressed shorts and Italian team apparel.

As to who might be behind these ads, there is no concrete evidence but plenty of suspicion. “I think it goes to the very top of the food chain,” Jerelyn Biehl says. “The Snipe Commdore is such an important player on the international stage, so who knows what government agency might be using this as a test platform for future election meddling?”

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